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Apr. 4th, 2002 01:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackofallgeeks"People jump to put Romeo and Juliet beside True Love, but refuse to link them up with death-faking and double-suicides."
"The best part about busting this duo wasn't the 2/3 you got, but rather the feeling that everything was going your way. It was practically requisite to enjoy a cigar and tell your opponent how you love it when a plan comes together."
"Say what you will about Fireball's technical superiority, the art is a little uninspired. It's a BALL, and it's made out of FIRE! Stop the presses!"
"Faceless Butcher can stop your fun, but he stops everyone's fun. (With a name like that, I doubt he'll be seen running a Day Care Center.)"
"The last time this happened, I may or may not have flipped the table into his unbearable smugness and been out the door before the cards hit the ground."
"Logistical difficulties aside, it would be best to simply have them trussed up like Hannibal Lechter and force them to dictate their plays to the judge."
"If you look at a foil Foil, you can practically hear the design team giggling behind you, saying, 'Get it? Get it?' over and over again."
"Just look at their writers! Alongi, Bleiweiss, JMS? Bearded like they're in the Witness Relocation Program. Sure, sure, Rosewater and Buehler haven't so much as a beer-buying moustache, but I'm sure it's hourly trips to the barber shop that keep them from auditioning for the part of Evil Spock. As if that weren't enough, the call for this article came during a period of relaxation that had left me as unshaven as a hobo. Make of that what you will."
"The best part about busting this duo wasn't the 2/3 you got, but rather the feeling that everything was going your way. It was practically requisite to enjoy a cigar and tell your opponent how you love it when a plan comes together."
"Say what you will about Fireball's technical superiority, the art is a little uninspired. It's a BALL, and it's made out of FIRE! Stop the presses!"
"Faceless Butcher can stop your fun, but he stops everyone's fun. (With a name like that, I doubt he'll be seen running a Day Care Center.)"
"The last time this happened, I may or may not have flipped the table into his unbearable smugness and been out the door before the cards hit the ground."
"Logistical difficulties aside, it would be best to simply have them trussed up like Hannibal Lechter and force them to dictate their plays to the judge."
"If you look at a foil Foil, you can practically hear the design team giggling behind you, saying, 'Get it? Get it?' over and over again."
"Just look at their writers! Alongi, Bleiweiss, JMS? Bearded like they're in the Witness Relocation Program. Sure, sure, Rosewater and Buehler haven't so much as a beer-buying moustache, but I'm sure it's hourly trips to the barber shop that keep them from auditioning for the part of Evil Spock. As if that weren't enough, the call for this article came during a period of relaxation that had left me as unshaven as a hobo. Make of that what you will."
