Oh, the Inanity!

[jackofallgeeks]

I had WAY too much fun with this, though I admit to re-rolling a lot to pick and choose which questions, and about whom, I answered.

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What would happen if you were to date tzohekiti?

Hmmm. Now, I'm only speculating here, but... We would probably start out slow, hesitant, as I'd be just recovering from a broken heart, and she'd be unsure of what to make of the situation. Of course, the passion that we two would generate would quickly over-run that, cascading us into a whirlwind romance which would first frighten me by how far it would go in such a short time, only turn burn out suddenly and brilliantly after only a few short months. There would be tears on both sides, though she'd be the more stoic. We would remain good, close friends, with a hint now and again of the affection and passion between us, but she would eventually begin dating my old college room-mate when we both begin again to search for what it is we're looking for.

But who knows; maybe I'm wrong.

How many people has mockette seduced?

Ha ha! At the moment, assuredly more people than she's aware of. Her time will come, though. Yes, her time will come. The girl just needs to learn not to fret about it, and to just be the sweet darling dear she is; if you're nice enough, even the poor souls who get their hearts broken won't begrudge you for it.

If you had the chance to sleep with quix, would you?

... No. Nothing personal, just... no.

Who would win in a fight between higheststar and sugarpoisonappl?

Oh wow. Now that's a match I'd like to see -- with a Large Coke and ExtraButter Popcorn. It'd be a close match, I think; each of them have comparable powers. SugarPoisonAppl, I think, would have better Stamina, and be immune to most of HighestStar's charms, but... In the end, I think I'd have to put my money on HighestStar. She can be surprising when the odds seem stacked against her.

Can bsgnome raise the dead to perform common household tasks?

'Can' is a funny word to use here, really. If by 'can' you mean 'has the necromantic knowledge and mystical ability as to be able to,' then yes, he can. Truth be told, if he had a well-stocked graveyard and a lever large enough (or even just a so-so crypt and a dozen donuts), it would be rather trivial.

However, if by 'can' you mean 'has the motivation and will to do so,' then probably not. I mean, let's be honest, BSGnome's never liked doing household chores to begin with, and while he wouldn't have to rise the dishes and sweep the floor himself, he would have to do the raising. And I'm not sure he could take the constant moaning.

Would raen look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?

-blushes profusely-
Uhm, er... well, you see... *ahem* Just from a, uh, purely 'objective' and 'removed' perspective... that is, uhm, to say more about me and less about Ms. Raen... er, well, I've never been a 'breast-sort' of guy, so, uhm... no pants.
-continues blushing-

Have you ever suspected starlight1184 of being a lifelike robot?

-GRINS-
Myself? No, not really. As far as I've known the dear, she's been a rather warm, emotional, human sort of person. I mean, there were those couple of times, but... Not, to hear tell of what OTHER people have suspected, I think you'll find that "lifelike robot" might come up more often than one might expect.

What would your life be like if you had never met queenofstripes?

Truth be told, I'm not exactly sure how I did meet Her Highness, but I'm rather glad I did. Her effect on my life has certainly been a subtle one; she has this aura about here which translates wonderfully through digital media, and provides a rather intelligent-if-particularly-different perspective on the world. I'm not sure I'd be noticably different as such without 'meeting' her, but my life would be much more like a granite stone, and not warm quasi-plastics.

Is ladyyuna hiding under your bed right now?

Probably not. LadyYuna's really more of the Closet sort than the UnderTheBed sort. Of course, I can't say for sure that she's not in my closet; it is a walk-in. But that wasn't the question.

What political beliefs of nif do you disagree with?

I think Weird Al said it best, in his song "Jerry Springer," when he said "Alluv 'em."

-laughs- That's probably not entirely true -- in fact, I really do think Nif and I share more principles in common than I give her credit for, but it does sometimes seem like we're polar opposites.

Is koshnaranek98 a morning person or a night person?

I don't think Koshnaranek98 is even aware of the phenomenon of 'morning.'

What's up with bsgnome?

The BSGnome is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, dipped in chocolate. To gnow him is to experience the ineffable. He is very much like a box of chocolate-chip cookies: when left in milk, he gets soggy.

Is ambereternal evil?

Indubitably, sir. Indubitably.

What was the last game you played with higheststar?

Uhm... Well, I think a very long time ago we played 'spin the bottle.' Or did she veto that one? I can't remember.

Where do you think amazonmink is right now?

Right behind me, carefully and quietly moving as I move so as to never be caught in my line of sight. She's like that, you know, very ninja-like. I think my family is in on the plot, as well.

How did you meet otakulk?

I had just moved to Maryland from Hawaii; it was the end of 3rd Grade, but at some strange transition point, I guess, because he was still in school. I was visiting my grandparents, who lived just UP the hill from his school and just DOWN the hill from the park his class had chosen for an end-of-the-year trip. Grandma took us up to the park, 'cause that's what grandmas do, and I met him, 'cause that's what I do. The rest is history, which is a fancy way of saying, "I don't remember all the details, but we've been buddies ever since."

How will singinteenangst die?

A car crash. She needs to pay more attention while driving that long stretch of I-71, and not be so concerned with "making it seem shorter."

Do you envy starlight1184's job?

In so many ways, yes.

What would the minions of raen's army look like?

'Svelte' is the first word that comes to mind, followed by 'pierced,' 'eyeliner,' 'industrial,' and 'bladed edges.' I think we can all form suitable impressions from there.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Comments

[amazonmink.livejournal.com]

:snickers:
What I've met of your family I like.
I would just steal their cars.
I would look outside at the drive way now.

:poof and disappears:

[tzohekiti.livejournal.com]

I don't think Koshnaranek98 is even aware of the phenomenon of 'morning.'

He's aware of morning... He just thinks its when you're supposed to go to bed.

The yellow face! It burns! AEEIIII!!!!!

[higheststar.livejournal.com]

Bring it on...