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So...

I saw a blonde girl in Army fatigues this morning on my way in to work. She had her hair short and pulled back, and kind of reminded me of Claire. It was a bitter-sweet sort, 'cause I haven't really talked with Claire in a while...

Things got darker when I got in to work. I was supposed to meet with David to sort out the access troubles I've been having in the labs, but Bonnie pulled me into her office first thing. She sat me down and told me that the 'lapse' in my 'productivity' was unacceptable, and strongly implied that if I couldn't make a satisfactory account of my time then there would be major negative consequences. I told her about the fact that my passwords had been invalidated, but she said that "wasn't good enough," and that I should have gotten it sorted out sooner. I can't stand her! This just isn't worth it.

I got together earlier with Alan T, another CompSci guy here. We were supposed to be sorting things for Senior Design, which roughly translates to having a few beers and complaining about the School. I told him how Bonnie was getting on my case again, and how it was just compounding on everything else. I told him about Meghan, and how I had to tell her I couldn't go to the Spring Formal with her, even as friends, because I'd already promised to drive Curtis to another Magic event. She'd been pretty let down, and that hurt. And how I'd ordered flowers for Suzannah -- three roses for her birthday next week -- but I just don't know any more, because I don't know if she even cares. And that all let to how I'm always "a great guy for someone else," and how sometimes I'm afraid the girl I'm looking for doesn't even exist, and how I really miss how I felt in Ohio. And the next thing I knew, he was kissing me on the mouth. And I don't know how to say this, but...

April Fools! Yup, that's it, that's my prank. I got the idea a few days ago, though I didn't get the time I'd wanted to really refine it. I wrote most of it up this evening in Cryptography while my professor tried to figure out what the variable k was. I'd considered at one time trying write something like "I had sex tonight," but I figured that a homo-erotic kiss in the throes of despair was probably more believable than tossing aside the whole "abstinence until marriage" thing that I've held for the last 22 years (well, at least the last 10, as I don't know I was very interested in sex before that). Absurd, sure, but just believable enough that I might pull it off.

So, as reward for my efforts, I'd appreciate if anyone who got this far could Comment and leave me their thoughts -- did you fall for it? Did you know something was up? Were you on your toes and prepared for April Fools? And anything else you might want to add. Comments are screened until sometime Friday to preserve the integrity of my ruse.

Just to clear up some facts I twisted: I did see a blonde girl in Army fatigues this morning, and she did remind me of Claire, but it was all good. In fact, though it'd be nice to be in better touch with her, I did talk to Claire but a few days ago, and everything's fine.

Also, I do hate my job, but Bonnie isn't giving me a hard time; she wouldn't know if there was a lapse in my productivity even if she watched me day in and day out. She is getting on my nerves because she wants some kind of a "year-end report" before I go, but that's to be expected. I have been having password issues, but it's CPIT's fault, not mine, and David's the only one that would know or care -- and he doesn't. Care. He does know. He's cool.

I did have to tell Meghan I couldn't go to the dance with her, and it was because of already promising Curtis, and I do think she was a little disappointed, but not as badly as I made it sound, and I wasn't too torn by it, either. I am upset I can't go, as it would have been fun, and I like getting dressed up. But I gave my word, and already told other people I'd be there to help run the event. And Meghan agreed with me (without me mentioning it) that a gentleman is bound by his word (though she then suggested that I COULD tel them that she'd gotten really upset and I just couldn't leave her like that, but it was in good fun).

I did buy Suzannah flowers, three yellow roses to be delivered to her on her birthday. And I am a little bit unsure of where she stands as regards me, but not as bad as I might have made it seem. And not as bad as it's been before. It hurts sometimes, but we're still friendly when we see each other. I still have hope, and sometimes the hope hurts, but I think I'm going to be OK either way. She has a lot on her plate right now, and even at that I'm going to be gone for the next two years, but I think I may try to establish what there is or is not between us this Summer.

And I do miss really feeling that I am loved, the way I did in Ohio with Kate and Meredith, and sometimes I do get scared that She doesn't exist, and sometimes the 'great guy for someone else' does get to me, but not as badly as I presented here.

Oh, and there is no Alan T in my Computer Science program. However, there once was a man named Alan Turing who set down the foundations of computing as we know it today, and aided the Allies greatly in World War Two, who was gay. So, just a bit of history there for you. (And, to be fair, when his sexuality came to light, he was faced with either imprisonment or chemical 'treatment' for his 'condition', and later killed by eating a cyanide-laced apple. I bet it was a MacIntosh.)

I wanted to give the subject as "Timing is Everything," but I thought that might give it away too much. I guess I have a few hours, though, to find something better. Posting at 0:01:24 on 04/01/05 would just be foolish if I want any chance to catch anyone...

Date: 2005-04-01 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naughtjennifer.livejournal.com
Well, lessee .. .

Things did seem a little dark for your "Contemplation" icon, but I didn't really think twice about it. If you were in one of your moods, I could see you painting the whole "Sky Turned Black", but the Icon seemed to provide an incongruity of sorts.

All your exaggerations of what happened (rather than the ones on how you felt )were small enough stretched that could be believed.

I only half-read the last line as I clicked ont he link. I knew something wasn't right about that comment, but was confident that the cut would clear it up. Oddly enough, despite the fact that April Fools has been mentioned every day for the past two weeks, The thought never occured to me.

Overall, a good effort, but I think I know you a little bit too well to have fallen for it. ;)

Date: 2005-04-01 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metis2be.livejournal.com
I assumed it was a typo, you meant to type she but forgot the S. I also clicked the link before scrolling up to see who you were talking to, so your joke was wasted on my laziness. Sorry hon!

Date: 2005-04-01 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmeubiquitous.livejournal.com
I fell for it. But I'm gullible :)

Date: 2005-04-01 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dikaiosunh.livejournal.com
I didn't get the Alan Turing reference. You *did* have me going for a moment, but then I realized it was 4/1, and that was a more likely explanation (and probably what was behind the cut).

Date: 2005-04-01 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoholic62.livejournal.com
I was fine with it til we got to the kiss, then I knew it was an April 1 joke.

wow.

Date: 2005-04-01 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenu.livejournal.com
I'm impressed. I hate you, by the way.
Seriously, though, I had to read that one sentance about five or six times because I must confess, I was only half paying attention to what I was reading. You got my attention! :P*

Date: 2005-04-01 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzohekiti.livejournal.com
I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WORTHLESS TWIT!


Now, to yell at you about some other things:... (if I may...)
First off, a girl asks you to take her to a dance and you turn her down to drive someone to a MAGIC tournament... that's sad. Its like a girl sayng she doenst wnat to go somewhere becuase she's dying her hair...

Second. You SHOULD send her the flowers, its a nice gesture, and ya know, it'll make you feel better, just make sure you arent sending the flowers that carry the message of "take me now!"

Third. and I kind of liked it DONT DO THAT! Some of us are gulable... :-p

Happy April 1
<3

Date: 2005-04-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thismortalquill.livejournal.com
Hah, you got me. I was like "Man, Andrew's really down" and then "well... I have *got* to know where this goes..."

I thought something was up...

Date: 2005-04-03 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shibatim.livejournal.com
I first caught it when you metioned Alan...You have never mentioned that guy before, and if you were friends with him, you would have. Secondly, you sounded depressed to the point of throwing your life away, and I know things arn't that bad for you...though, with all the problems I've had with gay people recently, it really did scare me...

Hahaha

Date: 2005-04-03 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenabuny.livejournal.com
Luckily for me, I'd just had breakfast after sleeping for 18 and 1/2 hours, so I only blinked a few times by the time I got to the punchline and clicked on the link. I just had my Light Leaders mission, so I was up for 33 straight physically demanding hours. But I think if I had really been awake I would have been like "What?!?!?!?", so that was a good one ^_~.

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