This just in:
Person has a name. And her name is Tahlia. And she's not actually-blond. And she *does* watch Farscape. But she can't follow Boolean Algebra (at least, not when Josh and I talk about it, which is understandable). And she's met Gene (he was quiet, also understandable). And she called me 'Andy' (Josh was who first referenced me, so it's understandable); this has left me a little embarrassed. And they were throwing snowballs at each other. And she kicking him in the shin for me.
Ah, young love.