Internet Dating Bloopers

[jackofallgeeks]

Generally, I think This is a boring article, but I did enjoy one bit:

Dear Crush,
As a charter member of the Foot in Mouth Club, I have fulfilled my obligation to humiliate myself. Please accept my apology and understand that the reference to other admirers was entirely fictional and the term "Schnooky-pootsy" is actually highly technical and refers to a little known passage in Tibetan poetry. No disrespect was intended. The aforementioned note was meant to amuse a friend who is in the hospital and lives for small moments of humor. Feel free to return the awkward moment.
Yours truly,
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