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Scene: Having just returned from Mass and stopped the car on a warm day, JOSH gives ANDREW a hard time for his tendency to lock doors.

JOSH: You trust the neighbors enough to leave the doors unlocked, right?
ANDREW: Yes, and keep the windows down, too.
JOSH: Gene, keep the window down. It'll get hot.
GENE: One window up won't make the car hot.
ANDREW: Yes, it will.
GENE: Well, putting it down won't make much difference.
ANDREW: Yes, it will.
GENE: But then the deer will get in, and go for joy rides. I've seen it happen.
ANDREW: Yes, well, that was in Front Royal. Here, the deer are well behaved. Go to church, help out little old ladies, mow lawns. Productive members of society.
GREG: They make fertilizer, too.

Date: 2005-06-26 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mordainlove.livejournal.com
you guys are too much. it's slapstick wordplay. wonderful.

Date: 2005-06-26 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoholic62.livejournal.com
Make sure there are no oats in the trunk. Even well behaved deer cannot be held responsible if there are oats in the trunk.

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