Bzoink Survey

[jackofallgeeks]

Just Another Survey(something like 100 questions)
Created by sassiecat321 and taken 19 times on bzoink!
---The Annoying Questions---
What is your name?	Andrew
M/F?	Male
Your birthdate is...	May 10th
And that would make you how old?	46 days
And how many pounds do you weigh?	Roughly 185
Your year in school?	Just finished my 16th, I suppose.
Your hometown?	Virginia Beach if anything.
Your now-town?	Port Tobacco
What is your sexual orientation?	I like girls. A lot.
What about your religious orientation, affiliation....affirmation?	Roman Catholic, and fairly strongly so.
Cool. Nobody cares. Single or taken?	Same to you, buddy. Single.
If so, by whom?	Single by... everyone?
How long?	Uhm, been about, what, 18 months now?
I like my surveys long. Do you?	Meh, sure.
---Appearance---
What is your eye color?	Hazel
Skin Color?	White
What's up with your hair?(cut, color, favorite style)	Short and brown in a 'regular tapered' cut.
If your hair is colored, what is your natural color?	It's not.
And what is with your ugly clothes?	Nice lip. I don't have ugly clothes.
Do you shave anything? What?	My face. Sometimes.
Do you fake-n-bake?	Uhm, no.
Tan-n-a-can?	Mmm, too lazy to add the 'i' in 'in'?
Do you have/wish you had tattoos?(what are they)	If I could think of something sufficiently meaningful as to be perminently branded with it, yeah, I could go for a tattoo.
What about piercings?	Not so hot on this one -- only piercings I really like are in the earlobes, and that just doesn't do it for me.
Glasses/contacts?	Both; which I prefer depends on the day and my mood.
Do you have a mouth full of hardware?	Nope; my smile's all-natural, which is why the bottom's a bit crooked.
No, I meant braces. Do you have them?	You think you're clever, don't you?
What about them freckles?	I love freckles. Arguable the most attractive thing a girl can have short of pretty eyes. Alas, I have none.
Do you wear makeup? If so, how do you do it?	Not usually, no.
---On a Scale of 1-10, Rate Your---
Personality	Generally an 8.
Apperance	Generally a 7. Yeah, I'm that arrogant.
Friends	Generally a 9.
Significant Other(if you have one)	I wonder how many people are honest with this one. Whoops, that was a little bitter, I think.
Family	Generally a 9.
Home	Generally an 8.
School	We'll give it a 6, since I'm between schools at the moment.
Pet	Casey? She's a good dog. She gets a 6, too.
Life	Generally an 8. Currently feeling closer to a 6.
Room	It's not mine, but it get's a 6 all the same. Would be a 7 or more if I ever got to cleaning it.
---Have you/Would you---
Would you kiss on the first date?	Probably not. I attach too easily for that to be prudent.
You whore. What about fucking on the first date?	You are an idiot and a cur.
Speaking of which, have you kissed anyone?	Yes.
With toungue?	Yes.
On the neck?	'Tongue on the neck,' or just 'on the neck?' Yes.
What about Foreplay?	No.
Oral sex?	No, and find the idea mildly disgusting, actually.
Sex?	If I'm afraid to kiss for fear of attachment, you think I've had sex yet?
Wow. Have you 'Done' pot?	No. Have these mild 'control issues' that make me uncomfortable with that sort of thing.
Smoked Crack?	Isn't Crack just Cocain that someone mixed with stuff to make it 'last' longer?
Shot up?	No.
If so, what was it?	I'm losing my faith in the world because of you.
Have you tried E?	No.
Have you smoked meth?	No.
What about snorting it?	I heard you can do funny things with whip cream cans, if you have a few more brain cells to kill.
Speaking of that, what about Coke?	Unless you mean the cola, no.
Eaten shrooms?	Only the sort you buy in grocery stores.
Robotripped?	Uhm, no.
Do you even know what that is?(if so, explain)	Uhm, no. Never even heard of it.
Drank Alcohol?	Yes, in fact. Regularly, though I don't "get drunk," if that's what you're fishing for.
Done anything I haven't mentioned?	I've done PLENTY you haven't mentioned, but I assume you wouldn't find it interesting.
Have you snuck out?	Nope, never needed to.
Gone to a foreign country? Which one(s)?	Yes; England, France, Switzerland, and Italy.
---Pick One(or two)
Soda/Pop/Sodapop	Soda
Pepsi/Coca-Cola/Store Brand	Coke
Fruit/Veggies	Veggies
Meat/Fish	Meat
Mall/Market	Uhm, mall?
Organic/Who cares?	Who cares? That which does not kill me, and such.
Fast Food/Home Cooking	Depends on the cook, to be frank.
Mc Donalds/Taco Bell	Taco Bell
Arby's/Carl's Jr.	Carl's Junior... I think...
Wendy's/Sonic	Wendy's, hands down.
Taco Bell/Taco Time	Taco Bell. Never seen a Taco Time.
Candy/Dessert	Dessert
Coffee/Tea	Tea
Digital Camera/Traditional Camera	Digital Camera
Mainstream music/Indie	Ever notice how 'Indie' is like Mainstream v2.0? I like what I like, so sit down.
Fall/Spring/Winter/Summer	Autumn
Pro-life/Pro-choice(abortionwise)	Err on the side of Pro-Life
Is it delivery or is it Dijorno(spelling is objectionable)?	Go home, Buddy.
---Favorite---
Sport	Soccer
Color	Blue
TV Show	I used to watch TV...
Movie	A single favorite movie...?
Music Genre	Rock
Super Hero	Batman
Animal	Lioness
Being	'Favorite Being?' What kind of question is that?
Name(girl and boy)	For arguments' sake, we'll say Penny for a girl and Alexander for a boy.
Number	216
Climate	Cool and dry.
Weather	Rainy, preferably with storms.
Place	Does my car count? I'm going to miss her...
Type of transportation(Yes, Pogo stick is a valid answer)	Maggie, my car.
---Randomosity---
Is potato bread made from potatoes?	Odds are not, but I'll say yet.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?	The world may never know; they tried to figure it out all through the '80s.
What does it mean to have big feet?	You need big shoes?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Is Tinky-Winky(Spelling is objectionable) really gay?	Yes.
Did Micheal Jackson do it?	I think probably not.
If you were randomly humped by someone you like, how would you react?	Odds are something along the lines of 'instant turn off.'
Do you have a 3 in your phone number?	Yes.
What is your favorite day of the week?	I think I like Thursdays.
Have you ever wondered who the fuck came up with a spork?	Have you ever wondered why idiots curse so much? No.
Is Homestar REALLY the best athlete of all?	Odds are not; he'd get lost in a paper bag.
What are your opinions of the president?	He's a politician; any further than that and I'm not sure it's worth my time.
Do you wanna be a rockstar?	Not really.
Your opinions on suicide/self destruction?	Coward's way out.
Do you think that capital punishment is too lax?	Too lax? What more do you want?
Tell me your deepest darkest secret(in acronyms)	SIANAVNP
What pisses you off more than anything?	Stupid people, generally. That's really what it all boils down to.
Do you want kids?	Very much so.
---The End is Near---
What are your thoughts on that?	Means you and I part ways and I never think of you again.
Are you going to become a Jehovah's Witness and preach about it?	About the end, or about the being a Witness? Odds are not; too many doctrinal complications.
Do you have opinions on this survey?	Honestly? I think it kind of sucks. And you're a very caustic individual.
Cool. I don't care. What's your email?	I'm sure you don't, and I'm sure you'd like to know.
Can I email you?	Mmm, no.
Any last words? Do you want a tombstone pizza? A Red Bull?	No, yes, and yes.
Do you watch TV enough to know what the above means?	Probably not.
Do you like those comercials?	Never seen 'em.
Goodbye now.	Yeah, I'm leaving.
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Comments

[ambereternal.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on sticking with this survey to completion. I think I would have gotten too disgusted with it...Where did you find it anyways?

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Seriously; whoever wrote that thing has an IQ approximately equivalent to that of day-old mayonaise.

Actually, my cousin posted it on her journal. It's from 'Bzoing,' which I guess is another community-esque website.

[ambereternal.livejournal.com]

Weee! This guy and Mike Brislin should have a conversation...if for no other reason than to amuse me. I would laugh...

[metis2be.livejournal.com]

What is a fake-n-bake?

And robotripping is drinking cough syrup to get high.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Fake-n-bake is going to a tanning salon.
And I *knew* that about Robotripping. Leave it to Jenny to remind me.  ^_^;;

[metis2be.livejournal.com]

You knew, and you purposely deceived us? Why would you do something like that? *sob*