jackofallgeeks | Resistance against The Beast in Northern Virginia

Everything under control, says Satan.

An unlikely band of resistance fighters has cropped up in the hills and valleys of Northern Virginia, Associated Press says. Led by one Andrew Portner, who calls his group "The Winterborn", the group consists mostly of college-aged and younger children, playing a deadly game of guerilla warfare with the Dark Forces.

A news correspondent from Satan's Legion, when asked for comment, said that the group was a minor annoyance, at best, and controlled no significant territory. Witnesses in the area, however, claim that there has been heavy fighting, indicating a stronger show of force than the Legion's correspondent would have us believe.

Though the band has held secure with few loses, some fear that Portner's manic laughter may be a sign that the stresses of war have begun to unhinge him.

"No," says a long time friend of Portner. "I think he's always been like that."

I'm a little behind on this, but whee. Meme started Here, contracted from Loki.