Egotistical Onanism

[jackofallgeeks]

Generally, I think these "What Do You Think of Me" things are pretty ridiculous and onanistic, and I generally don't appreciate the self-gratifying/pity-party feel of a lot of them. Or something. you know what I mean.

But, I kinda told Dawn I'd post this, and this one isn't that bad... Plus, I'm really bored, and trying to hold off until noonish for lunch, so... Of in particular interest to me are numbers Three, Six, and Ten. But fill out the others, too, foir kicks.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[dikaiosunh.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?
There's this old Chicago song about how people keep asking really mundane questions of the singer (like, "do you know when the bus is coming?") and he responds by launching into the chorus, "Does anyone REALLY know what time it is?..." I'm sorely tempted to reply in similar fashion.

2. Are we friends?
Err... co-hobbyists?

3. When and how did we meet?
At xiombarg's Werewolf game. Uh... a month or so ago?

4. Do you have a crush on me?
Sorry, no. While you seem like a nice enough guy, I think ultimately we'd have irreconcilable differences.

5. Would you kiss me?
Hmm. I'm guessing that that would be an unwelcome sort of thing.

6. Describe me in one word.
I hate doing this. I'll say, "antidisestablishmentarian," because I gather that it's accurate, and let's face it, when else will I get to use the word?

7. What was your first impression?
Seemed like a nice enough, relatively typical gamer guy.

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
No. I bet you have significantly less Star Trek porn than the average gamer guys I've known.

9. What reminds you of me?
I don't think I've known you long enough for that.

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A copy of Barbara Ehrenreich's Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America.

11. How well do you know me?
Not really that well at all.

12. When's the last time you saw me?
Monday night. 10ish.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Does telling you off count? ;P

14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
Hmm. We'll see. I'm not sure I have enough a readership to make it worthwhile.