You are what you hate...

[jackofallgeeks]

My bastard of a roomate, Mike, is pissing me off. Not only does he use MY dishes and leae them laying around, not only does he eat my food -- and not just eat, but put ricotta cheese and honey in my vanilla icecream and EAT OUT OF THE BOX -- with out asking, not only is he an inconsiderate whiny little stuck-up only-child rotten brat, but he has the FUCKING NERVE to hide my copy of "Ender's Game." Apparently he thought it was Chris's, and after throwing it into Chris's room once and telling him not to 'leave his shit on the counter,' he thought it'd be cute to hide it under the sink. I did not know about this, because he didn't have the fucking presence of mind to consider that the book wasn't Chris's. I just found it under the sink after looking all fucking day for it. It wouldn't bother me so much, even being that I'm READING the book, but I GOT that book as a GIFT from a very dear friend of mine, who sent it all the way across the fucking country!

I had half a mind to wake him up now (flying in the face of his post-it asking not to be disturbed after 1am), and give him a piece of my mind. Instead I wrote him a little note:

If you touch my stuff again, I'll break your fucking hand. Ender's Game was mine, thanks so much for hiding it.

I find I'm getting irritated alot more, lately. That irritates me. I don't know if situations conspire against me, or if i'm just becoming an irritable cynic...

I don't like that possibility.

Comments

[surichan.livejournal.com]

Ricotta cheese and honey in ice cream?!

Sounds like your roomie's got more than just consideration issues. You've got bad luck in this department, huh?

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

We've decided a few things about Mike, so far:

1) He's an only child. 'Nuff said. (No offense directed to any only children we have in the audience, but really...)
2) He was probably rich, which means he probably had maids et al, which means he's never cleaned a mess in his life. College included, mind you.
3) He also has never cooked, and thus has no concept of food or how certain things may or may not taste when mixed together. While this may lead to a number of fruitful experiments, it also leads to some revolting accidents.
4) These accidents are, of course, then left on our kitchen counter to evolve and spawn new species.

By the by, I love the icon. And, as a point of fact, I get along with 2.5 of my other Roomies, for the most part. Chris is cool, I like Zack, and Curtis only bothers me from time to time. Mike has cool moments, but not quite enough to outweigh my irritation. Not right now, anyways.

[mordainlove.livejournal.com]

HEY! I represent that remark! ^__~

(Honestly, not all only children are that terrible. I'd like to think I was almost the exact opposite - constantly on the compromise in order to make others okay. Well, I try to be like that, anyway.)

But yeah, there's no excuse for the sloppy stuff or the bad food choices. HELLO! He could mess up his OWN food supply. >_<;

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

-giggles-
Yes Mel, we know you do.  ^_~
And yes, I know that not all only children are that bad, but... Well, we know I'm biased toward large families as it is, and for the most part... Well, we'll just say that for the most part, the great majority of only-children who I've known have fallen into this category, so...
And half the problem is, he THOUGHT it was his food. You know, he probably went in there and thought to himself (if he was thinking at all), "Vanilla Icecream. I like icecream. This must be mine," though I can't remember the last time he went to the store... It's not the first time there's been a mix-up with food, but in great part, the rest of us keep pretty good record of what's ours and what isn't.

[mordainlove.livejournal.com]

Tell him if he does that again, your 'very dear friend' will come and give him two black eyes (to go along with the broken hand) for all his rudeness. ::fumes::

that is NOT okay for someone to treat someone ELSE'S things in that manner. i'm pissed, and it isn't even me.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

-smiles-
I love you, Melissa.

[mordainlove.livejournal.com]

::laughing:: good thing! ^___^;

(Love you too, Andrew.)
(And YES, I owe you e-mail.)
(I haven't forgotten.)
(I promise.)

[ofthelily.livejournal.com]

pooor andrew, that sounds terribly vile, do you know what would cheer you up???? Coming to Anime USA on Saturday to seeeeee us all. You know that would be wonderful and we would all give you love and cheese (well maybe not cheeese, but you never know)

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

You know what, Alyce, I think I just might do that. -nods- I fear I have previous engagements elsewhere that evening (I need to leave here no later than, say, 5:00, and won't be back till after 12:00, likely), but it would be much the fun stuff to see you all. Mayhapse you could email me the cell-number of someone in the group, that I might coordinate my attack arrival?