jackofallgeeks | A story from Father Beal

<td>So the wedding was held in our shrine in Eerie, and there was a big aile for the flower girls and the bride to walk down. And the bride's father took her arm and walked her all the way down the aile, where he gave her hand to the groom, James*. But before they could turn and ascend the steps to continue with the ceremony, the bride turned to the congregation and said, 'I would like to thank you all for being here today to celebrate this; it's so very wonderful...' And she went on for a minute, and then she thanked her parents, and said how great they'd been, and she turned and thanked James' parents, and went on about them for a while. And then she said, "And I'd like to thank my Maid of Honor. Who slept with James last night." Exit, stage left.</td>

*The names have been changed to protect the schmuck.