Introducing: Unaffiliated Inc!

By limitedbythesky

Unaffiliated Inc. Stats Formed: 28th June 2005 Split: 25th May 2011 Best Album: 'Nous Vesper' 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month June 2005.) Best Single: 'Utopian Rimes' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 13th October 2008.) Records Sold: 3,208,446 in total (740,827 albums, 2,467,619 singles). Reputation: NME band Groupies: Ladysomairot recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60's market. Other In 2008 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Dealate Glowing', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban on orgasms. Unaffiliated Inc. Member Profiles Nifer Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic, Nifer's vocal talent is one Unaffiliated Inc.'s' strongest assets. Cohagen Cohagen is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani. Ladyyuna When Ladyyuna started out in Jun 2005 she couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice Ladyyuna is finally beginning to master the bass. Serenabuny Throughout Unaffiliated Inc.'s' career Serenabuny has been all to willing to fade into the background and let Cohagen and Nifer take charge of the band's image. Because of this it is easy to overlook the drummer's positive contribution to the band. JackOfAllGeeks JackOfAllGeeks lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits his on-stage performance. He often complains about feeling left out of the group. Single Releases # Title Date 22 Hamaul Antevert Assess Sep 2005 20 Grivets Nov 2005 19 Woodman Dec 2005 17 Acyloin Sidehill Mar 2006 12 Jeers Byway Jun 2007 8 Eyeing Forehead Flotsam Jul 2007 11 Dealate Glowing Aug 2007 19 Scarped Cruise Aug 2008 11 Moonshot Swiss Sep 2008 4 Utopian Rimes Oct 2008 2 Toy Cymbidia Sep 2009 2 Venulose Mattes Oct 2009 2 Aftertax Vigour Nov 2009 2 Felony Essayist Jan 2010 Album Releases # Title Date 35 Nous Vesper Jun 2005 13 Toyshops May 2007 24 Snappers Resorted May 2008 2 Polyoma Runnels Jul 2009 northern ireland's worst

I'm sensing a pattern...

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Pride: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%

You will die in a duel.

How Sinful Are You?

Nothing big.

So, yesterday two things happened.

I ( went to the doctor's )

And ( I saw a movie )

. It's one movie I really hope they make sequels to.