If I Were a Lesbian...

( I'll tell you what I'd be. )

I found it rather amusing, but I can't say how honestly objective I was. Kittens and rainbows do make me giddy sometimes, but I don't really smoke Reds.

Classic Story Role

( Saving His Bandwidth )

You Are The Wayfarer Guide
"I'll show you the way."
Your deep insight and quick wisdom never ceases to amaze those around you. You are the guiding light for many of those you know and are not afraid to help anyone else who asks. Not very many acknowledge your tremendous help and effort, but you do not mind that so much. You've seen what is in store for them, and will be there should they need your help. You enjoy people in general, but are very selective of who you let see the real you. Others see you as an enigma of sorts, a mystery that is seemingly ever changing.

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Actually, I'm quite certain that I'm rather unchanging and straight-forward about who I am.