Yoinked from Beth H

To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.

(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(X) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I never have been married
(X) I never have been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I never have been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never had a surprise party thrown for me
(X) I never smoked a cigarette
(X) I never had sex in a car.

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Grand Theft Colo makes alot more sense, now.

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"I like to think like the military -- if five pounds of C-4 will get the job done, fifty pounds will get it done ten times as well."
-My Roomie

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Bl4ck mag3s r0xo2.