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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
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A story from Father Beal

<td>So the wedding was held in our shrine in Eerie, and there was a big aile for the flower girls and the bride to walk down. And the bride's father took her arm and walked her all the way down the aile, where he gave her hand to the groom, James*. But before they could turn and ascend the steps to continue with the ceremony, the bride turned to the congregation and said, 'I would like to thank you all for being here today to celebrate this; it's so very wonderful...' And she went on for a minute, and then she thanked her parents, and said how great they'd been, and she turned and thanked James' parents, and went on about them for a while. And then she said, "And I'd like to thank my Maid of Honor. Who slept with James last night." Exit, stage left.</td>

*The names have been changed to protect the schmuck.

And I know it's harder than hell to find peace between a boy and a girl...

( He Said )

( She Said )

Battlecry

Hey all, here's another update from the front at Kings of Chaos.

Thanks in great part to the support I got from my last post, I am currently ranked 6,721 out of 129,487 players! I've gone up about 50 or 60 thousand spots! Thanks alot!

Anyways, I'm back to ask, specifically, for your aid again. Same rules apply -- you can click my link once per 24 hours, and everytime you do, I get another soldier. And another soldier isn't only another sword in the battle, but it also means I get another 50 gold every half-hour, which means I can afford to make my swords better!

Sadly, I have recently lost my Commander, Iavasithil, and one of my Officers, Atoz. Which leaves just me and my lone officer, Shinyarinka. As before, if you're interested in joining the Fight as an Officer, you're support would be appreciated -- just follow my link and click "Join the War!" to create an account. I promise to take care of my own.

Any help is appreciated!