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[jackofallgeeks]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Hmmm, well, I got really angry with Sue, I think... But I can't really recall the 'last' person I was angry with.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Language, mostly. I fight with my intellect, I suppose. Although, a small handgun or bladed weapon has *CoolnessFactor* to it.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Not in earnest. They would have to really make me angry for that.
4. How about of the same sex? -nods- Yeah, I probably would. I do have a temper, and if he intentionally got on my bad side, I may hit him. I've done it before.


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Well, I just shaved this morning, but I usually let that go for days on end, sometimes as much as a couple weeks.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Gee, I think when I was sick I got woken up late a couple times... I think under *normal* conditions, the latest has be 2:00 or 3:00.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Oh wow. Uhm, Olivia for one...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Something along the lines of "I'll just assume work was cancelled."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Ha, uhm, no. They're boring.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? *wince* i'm really bad about working out. I walk alot, and I jog a bit now and again, but I'm so out of shape...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. Usually I just get up when it's time. Once in a while I'll hit it a couple times, but those are bad mornings to begin with.


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Yuppie? Well, uhm, sometimes I get Cherry Coke instead of regular...
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Red meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Uhm, let's see, I suppose at Aaron's they made me have two beers and several shots of 80-proof Aftershock -- a shot every 20min for several hours or something. Nothing really big.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Not really, though I am a bit miffed that I've gained 20lbs. Though, I suppose I needed to gain 10-15 anyways...
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicey! I LOVE food that bites back!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!?" Uhm, no. But i've imagined punting some. House pets. And children...


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? None, actually. I'm innocent.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Again, none. I'm a good boy.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? *raises hand* Guilty. It's always an unconscious thing, of course -- I'd never out-right stare at someone.
4. Have you "done it"? Nope. I would claim to not be interested, but mostly cause I've seen the crud you can get into once things get started.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Well, I've been accused of being a breat-guy, and a thigh-guy, and even an ass-guy, none of which is the case. I feel silly saying it, cause everytime I do, someone points out how odd it is, but... I'm rather a hips-guy. Not the hips, per se, but that little turn of the hips, y'know...?  ^_^;;&njbsp; And I like eyes. Alot.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nopes. I don't know that I've ever been in the situation for that to happen.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope. Being (1) a virgin and (b) a guy precluded each of those, I believe.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Uhm, random Card/Comic/Book stores? Anything small and ecclectic, I suppose. Cheep is good, too.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I'd buy you a green dress -- but not a real green dress, that's cruel. Seriously, though, I think I'd get a NICE computer, a new used car (metallic-blue), maybe a house or appartment if I may, and try to save the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich, but only because then I wouldn't have to worry about supporting myself and prospective family And because I would never want to be famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No, probably not. I would rather do something I like for a pitiance than something I hate for megabucks.


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Uhm, well, I really don't know. i'm not that overly proud of any given thing I've accomplished. -shrugs-
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Again, I'm not really sure. I don't know that I've -done- anything they're explicitly proud of, but I AM a person in whom they have pride.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I want a family, plain and simple. I want to support my family and raise my children to be decent human beings. It's a life's work.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not really.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Nopes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yeah. I'm not proud of it, but I suppose most people have.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Well, I sorta-kinda-almost rewrote that Form for CPIT. That was sweet.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I envy Rachel for Zak, simply because he is to her the friend I've always wanted.  ^_^;;  I don't think she realizes exactly how lucky she is sometimes.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Never seen the show, but as the premise is probably simple enough... -shrugs- Donno. I rather like my life.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Like I said, I like who I am, and stuff. Though, I wonder sometimes what it would be like if I really HAD been born a chick...


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Yeah, I think mostly. And if not, i've already forgotten.  ^_^;;
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? A loving family and a nice job to support them with, preferably one which I have trouble believing they pay me for.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Yeah, I do. But I get over it.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? Never bought one.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? Don't do it.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Uhm... maybe a soccer game?


FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being completely and forever alone.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I don't know that I did anything particularly brave today. -shrugs- It's just life.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?I was always a fan of Batman. First off, he royally rocked. I mean, he just kicked, y'know? But more than that, he was a regular guy -- he wasn't a mutant or an alien, he was a normal person who decided to train himself. He was just strong and clever, with a few 'magnificent toys,' and I like that. He also had a dark side, tormented by his parents past and the duality of living two lives and always being alone. Yeah, I like Batman.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes, I like to think I would. You can never say until it happens, but I think idealistically I would.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Courage. I'm still shy, even if no one believes me.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? If not, how do you avoid it? I always have stage-fright. I don't think I've ever been physically paralyzed by it, but I'm never really fond of addressing masses of people. Usually, when pressed, I get over it and i'm fine, but it's not something I volunteer for, either.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I consider myself a leader. Being the 'head' of the family for months on end at a young age, and being the ringleader of a crowd of siblings elsewise, does that to a guy.


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? Never been summoned.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Yeah, I would go, probably. -shrugs- I don't know why, but it seems like the right thing to do. If I 'got out of it,' wouldn't that mean someone else was put in danger in my stead? I think I'd rather take my hits with the rest of them.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Hmm...this is tricky. It's not something to be taken lightly, but due to reasons I won't go into here, yes, I think there are times which merit it.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: The entire First Amendment.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Yes sir, I believe he won fairly. Argue what you will, the whole escapade just seemed ridiculous to me, that one county in one state out of fifty should get so much attention. I don't know, I have less respect for Gore because of all that.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I don't follow media too closely.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Not yet.


TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? -shrugs- I don't know. I think I'm a pretty moderate person, myself.
2. Do you collect anything? -shugs- I guess I collect MP3s and MtG cards.


PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Hmmm... I've known quite a few wise guys, but I can't think of any one especially off the top of my head.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yeah, I'm rather fond of them from what I remember.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? I try, yes.
4. What area are you wisest in? Well, I suppose I like to imagine I'm decent at giving advice on people-issues, and I like to think I know a very little about computer programming... -shrugs-
5. Do you drive defensively? Heh heh, no, i'm a rather aggressive driver, but considerate.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever? Never have, and I would hope I never would, but I wouldn't be the first, and I'm sure I wouldn't be the last. I don't expect I'm stronger than any other guy.
7. What did you learn today? I learned that driving on the snow is not my friend. But then, I knew that.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? I think probably Justice.