Tycho's great

From Today's PennyArcade:

Gabe has just said something less-than-placating to a mob of angry PS3 fanboys. Jesus enters the scene.
Tycho: (To Jesus) We're gonna die, right? You're here to take us to heaven?
Jesus: I'm just here for him. You're gonna burn in hell forever.
Tycho: God damnit.
Jesus: See? It's shit like that.

Shoe-shine Boy?

Wow.

I have to agree with quix on this one: I'm torn between being pleasantly surprised that they made a movie of that old cartoon show and astonished that someone thought it was a good idea.