Asking the Internet

I know there are people out there who would know better than I -- how would I cite a paper like This(.pdf)? Or a website like This? How does one cite a telephone interview?

Asking the Internet, again.

I'm hungry, and I don't want to go to work.

So. You can buy lettus any time of year. But lettus doesn't grow every time of year. And in my fridge, it wilts and gets disgusting on an order of days (maybe weeks, my sense of time is skewed). How is this?

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I just watched Mulholland Drive.
I don't understand.