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Scene: Having just returned from Mass and stopped the car on a warm day, JOSH gives ANDREW a hard time for his tendency to lock doors.

JOSH: You trust the neighbors enough to leave the doors unlocked, right?
ANDREW: Yes, and keep the windows down, too.
JOSH: Gene, keep the window down. It'll get hot.
GENE: One window up won't make the car hot.
ANDREW: Yes, it will.
GENE: Well, putting it down won't make much difference.
ANDREW: Yes, it will.
GENE: But then the deer will get in, and go for joy rides. I've seen it happen.
ANDREW: Yes, well, that was in Front Royal. Here, the deer are well behaved. Go to church, help out little old ladies, mow lawns. Productive members of society.
GREG: They make fertilizer, too.

We're All Mad Here

If, as you live your life, you find yourself mentally composing LJ entries about it, post this exact same sentence in your Live Journal.

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Scene: ANDREW and JOSH make fun of GENE's school.

JOSH: A party school to Christendom is not-wearing a tie.
ANDREW: We're gonna get all liquered up and wear open-toed shoes.
JOSH: Well, let's not get too wild.

Not quite the Brother's Three

Scene: EMILY, age four, comes downstairs at 10:30.

EMILY: Mommy, can I have some dessert?
MOM: No, sweatie, it's too late; we're not having dessert tonight.
EMILY: OK, then can I have a little ice cream?

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Things to do tomorrow:

Call Hospital, schedual physical
Call Bank, check on consolidation
Training at Subway from 4-6

I'm sure there's more...