Gamer Meme

Yoinked from postvixen
This is actually something that my Brothers and I did a lot in middleschool and highschool...

The basic idea is to make me, Andrew, a character for some game. Give me stats, abilities, alignment, special powers, the works. Then, take this, and post it on your journal -- it's a Meme, after all.

Use whatever game system you like (DnD, WoD, Morrowind, AniMayhem, Unsung, M:tG, City of Heros, GURPS, etc); I know bunches of them, and those I don't I'd be willing to learn.

It Makes the Baby Jesus Cry

I think this is a joke. But I really can't tell, partly because I'm not clever like cheese, and partly because I can't take the time to read through it all here at work.

Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose.
Vector: otakulk