jackofallgeeks | (no subject)

SCENE: ANDREW is asking MOM if she's seen his suit, which has gone missing.

MOM: Do you know what size it would be?
ANDREW: Uhm... comparable to dad? I'm a little taller than he is, but he's a little broader than me.
MOM: Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it.
ANDREW: <Laughter> I won't tell him you said that.