John Noble (
jackofallgeeks) wrote2002-04-11 12:00 am
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You are ALL Space Monkeys!!!
"We're gonna have fun with this one."
"I don't know why they were talking about me."
"I have to protect the fruit."
"If you've always thought you were supirior to others, nod your head."
"Britney Spears at her best."
"I have no idea what's going on here."
"Katie, put on some Clothes!"
"Dear God, not MATT"
"I am the captain of fun and you're not having any!"
Tonight was...interesting. We had a hypnotist, Tom Deluca, come and give a show t'day. I'm not one to fall for this stuff nessisarily, but I do believe hypnotism can work, and having one of my friends go up there (with 15-20 other people) and prove it was grand. Not all of them fell into the hypnosis, but those few that it just didn't work for simply got off stage.
First, he lulled them into a secure sense of falsity, telling them that they were driving a nice, new car, then milking a cow, then in a snow storm, and a modelling contest - that was great. Why should you win - Cause I'm the best - Cause I've got great pecks - Cause I've got the best boobs! ^^ Some lucky bastard got t'sit next to Jeanne (who's REALLY beautiful, even if I don't really know her ><*) and she fell asleep on him.
Anyways, he then started to have a little fun with them, giving them suggestions and stuff. One guy was set as the 'disbeliever' - when he woke up, he would be amazed at the weird things people were doing. A group of others we told that when He cleared his throat, they'd be convinced the peole behind them were talking about them. That got violent with some of the girls. One of them (I've got the best boobs) started whining like a kingergardener, talking about a hampster. Sheesh.
Two of the guys were made to dance ballet (IT WAS GREAT!) and one girl was meant to think she was Britney Spears. One girl was told that she was Captain of the Fun Police, and took her job VERY seriously. She started yelling at us for laughing which, of course, only made us yell louder. Then she started writing tickets, and calling us all Space Monkeys. SPACE MONKEYS, HA! She got really frustated.
There was a bag of fruit, and one guy was told that he had to protect the fruit. And everyone else wanted it. He tackled a guy who got away with a banana. When asked what he thought about a guy eating one of his apples, he said 'it's bullshit'. Then the Fun-Chief jumped up and said "You know what's bullshit?" and, yelling at us, "You're bullshit, and you're bullshit. Shut UP! Stop laughing, don't you understand!?" It was great! She's not one to cuss, either, it was hillarious.
Later, four of them were told their butts were missing. Jeanne thought the staff took them. :-p Both her and another guy were told that when asked for their names, they would lose all control over their tongues, and that whenever they lied, they would hit themselves in their forehead. It was some funny stuff. ^^ Brooklyn, my friend, was told that she was from another planet, and had to tell everyone - but she couldn't speak English. Another guy translated for her. ^^
The Fruit Protector was then told he was REALLY hungry and, though he felt bad about it, had to eat the orange. He was so sensitive about the whole thing - he started crying. Then they were all told that the audience was in their underwear. The Non-believe dude had a look that resembled Parker's (From Nekocon -ed.) and was like "Oh my lord."
Another couple were told that they would find eachother incredibly atractive, but when he said 'cold' they would be repelled. When he said 'hot', they'd go back to being attracted. "Don't you wish it was this easy in real life?"
It was cool - I wish I'd had a video camera, it was great. Next year, I wanna be up there. ^^
"I don't know why they were talking about me."
"I have to protect the fruit."
"If you've always thought you were supirior to others, nod your head."
"Britney Spears at her best."
"I have no idea what's going on here."
"Katie, put on some Clothes!"
"Dear God, not MATT"
"I am the captain of fun and you're not having any!"
Tonight was...interesting. We had a hypnotist, Tom Deluca, come and give a show t'day. I'm not one to fall for this stuff nessisarily, but I do believe hypnotism can work, and having one of my friends go up there (with 15-20 other people) and prove it was grand. Not all of them fell into the hypnosis, but those few that it just didn't work for simply got off stage.
First, he lulled them into a secure sense of falsity, telling them that they were driving a nice, new car, then milking a cow, then in a snow storm, and a modelling contest - that was great. Why should you win - Cause I'm the best - Cause I've got great pecks - Cause I've got the best boobs! ^^ Some lucky bastard got t'sit next to Jeanne (who's REALLY beautiful, even if I don't really know her ><*) and she fell asleep on him.
Anyways, he then started to have a little fun with them, giving them suggestions and stuff. One guy was set as the 'disbeliever' - when he woke up, he would be amazed at the weird things people were doing. A group of others we told that when He cleared his throat, they'd be convinced the peole behind them were talking about them. That got violent with some of the girls. One of them (I've got the best boobs) started whining like a kingergardener, talking about a hampster. Sheesh.
Two of the guys were made to dance ballet (IT WAS GREAT!) and one girl was meant to think she was Britney Spears. One girl was told that she was Captain of the Fun Police, and took her job VERY seriously. She started yelling at us for laughing which, of course, only made us yell louder. Then she started writing tickets, and calling us all Space Monkeys. SPACE MONKEYS, HA! She got really frustated.
There was a bag of fruit, and one guy was told that he had to protect the fruit. And everyone else wanted it. He tackled a guy who got away with a banana. When asked what he thought about a guy eating one of his apples, he said 'it's bullshit'. Then the Fun-Chief jumped up and said "You know what's bullshit?" and, yelling at us, "You're bullshit, and you're bullshit. Shut UP! Stop laughing, don't you understand!?" It was great! She's not one to cuss, either, it was hillarious.
Later, four of them were told their butts were missing. Jeanne thought the staff took them. :-p Both her and another guy were told that when asked for their names, they would lose all control over their tongues, and that whenever they lied, they would hit themselves in their forehead. It was some funny stuff. ^^ Brooklyn, my friend, was told that she was from another planet, and had to tell everyone - but she couldn't speak English. Another guy translated for her. ^^
The Fruit Protector was then told he was REALLY hungry and, though he felt bad about it, had to eat the orange. He was so sensitive about the whole thing - he started crying. Then they were all told that the audience was in their underwear. The Non-believe dude had a look that resembled Parker's (From Nekocon -ed.) and was like "Oh my lord."
Another couple were told that they would find eachother incredibly atractive, but when he said 'cold' they would be repelled. When he said 'hot', they'd go back to being attracted. "Don't you wish it was this easy in real life?"
It was cool - I wish I'd had a video camera, it was great. Next year, I wanna be up there. ^^
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