Back to a time that never was.

[jackofallgeeks]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

The most creative will win a prize*!
*prize yet to be determined.

Comments

[bsgnome.livejournal.com]

Ha, she beat me to the gag.
I was going to mention something which "never" happened myself. *Mischeivous Grin*. But, I guess you're over that by now.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

>.>   <.<
I've, ah, no idea what you're talking about...
*shifty glance*

[nif.livejournal.com]

As instigator of said gag, I demand to know what causes these shifty eyes.
Share with the class.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Ok, so a very long time ago, I had my first kiss rather clumsily on the couch during my birthday party in 7th grade. I was dating a girl named Miranda, and... long story short, I was a little ashamed of how I behaved ("kid in a candy shop" is the phrase that always comes to mind). *SO*, for years afterward (even up to after I met you, Nifer), I denied it had ever happened at all. Which was patently ridiculous, and only made more so by the fact that my sister allegedly had pictures; which I'll note have never turned up, but I denied them, too. It became a joke to those of us who Knew, but I kept on denying. -smiles- And the joke is, I'm still denying it.

-smirk- Not really that funny, huh?