Back to a time that never was.

[jackofallgeeks]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

The most creative will win a prize*!
*prize yet to be determined.

Comments

[masqerade.livejournal.com]

I fake remember the time that you shaved your head and got a tatoo of a kitty cat on your head.

[metis2be.livejournal.com]

You should get him to shave it again, I want to see that tattoo.

[metis2be.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when we were rained in when we were supposed to have that picnic, so we ended up having it sitting on the floor in front of the fire? I still have the stain in that one skirt from the grape juice I spilled, but I don't think I've ever had hot chocolate as good as what you made, even if we did run out of marshmallows.

[elwenlassriel.livejournal.com]

I don’t actually remember the time you walked out of in boots, spurs, chaps, and cowboy hat, announcing that you were going to kiss computers goodbye and pursue your life long dream of being a bull rider and bronc buster. Then asked if you might borrow my horse tack for a while as I wouldn‘t be needing any of it any time soon. I told you this was a rather silly thing for you to do, but you said something about “doing what one is really interested in rather than what is practical. I got my saddle, head stall, bit, chinch etc, out and started helping you pile the tack into “Bronco” (your shinny new Pick-up Truck).

I further don’t really remember that we then headed straight down to a Rodeo to watch. During the course of watching “ the Broncs and the Blood, and the steers in the mud” you decided, you didn’t want to be a bull rider or even a bronc buster . . . You wanted to be a Rodeo clown, because that looked like a whole heck of a lot more fun. ;)

[nif.livejournal.com]

Remember that night when you slept with me and four of my girl friends in that hotel in D.C.? And then my mom showed up unexpectedly at an ungodly hour and we had to hide you in the shower just like in the movies?
Wait.
Oh, shit. I'm supposed to make something up, aren't I.
...I'll have to get back to you on this one.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

-laughs-
If I recall correctly, it was in Virginia Beach, not DC. So, this could *kind* of count as made up...

[bsgnome.livejournal.com]

Ha, she beat me to the gag.
I was going to mention something which "never" happened myself. *Mischeivous Grin*. But, I guess you're over that by now.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

>.>   <.<
I've, ah, no idea what you're talking about...
*shifty glance*

[nif.livejournal.com]

As instigator of said gag, I demand to know what causes these shifty eyes.
Share with the class.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Ok, so a very long time ago, I had my first kiss rather clumsily on the couch during my birthday party in 7th grade. I was dating a girl named Miranda, and... long story short, I was a little ashamed of how I behaved ("kid in a candy shop" is the phrase that always comes to mind). *SO*, for years afterward (even up to after I met you, Nifer), I denied it had ever happened at all. Which was patently ridiculous, and only made more so by the fact that my sister allegedly had pictures; which I'll note have never turned up, but I denied them, too. It became a joke to those of us who Knew, but I kept on denying. -smiles- And the joke is, I'm still denying it.

-smirk- Not really that funny, huh?

[amazonmink.livejournal.com]

There are so many to choose from...
eating sushi off of women in Tahiti, running for Pope in Antarctica, the time we ran off to Vegas and became show girls to work off our alcohol debt...

I just can't choose one.. ;)

[bsgnome.livejournal.com]

I remember that one time, when you accidently stole a DVD from Suncoast, and the sensors didn't go off, so no one knew. Then, when we got back home, we found a little extra treat in the shopping bag, and you started freaking out, certain that you were going to get arrested. So you rushed back to the mall, trying to get there before it closed, so that you could try to sort the whole mess out, but you couldn't get there in time. So, the whole rest of the night, you were sweating bullets, and you couldn't get any sleep because you were so nervous about what was going to happen.

Then the next day, since the police still hadn't shown up, you decided you were going to try returning it again. When you entered the store, the sensor still didn't go off, and when you tried returning the DVD, the inept employee didn't understand, thinking you were trying to make a return. Since you didn't have a receipt, for the DVD which you didn't buy, he wouldn't accept it, so eventually, you just gave up and said, "Fine, I'll keep it, is that what you want?" And he replied, "Well, yes, since you don't have the receipt." But, since you didn't actually want the DVD, you went around to the back of the store, and casually deposited it back on the shelf, and then hurried out of the store.

Yeah, we laughed about that for days. You didn't, but we did.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

You've been watching "That's So Raven" again, haven't you?
:p

[bsgnome.livejournal.com]

Actually, no. Was that an episode?

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it was a dress, not a DVD, but yeah.
:p