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jackofallgeeks) wrote2004-03-15 02:02 pm
jackofallgeeks) wrote2004-03-15 02:02 pm
Nerd Manifesto (Yoinked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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I am a Nerd.
I am a dork, a dweeb, a spaz, a brain, a geek, a weirdo, a loser, a loner, an oddball, and an egghead.
I believe that C:\DOS...C:\DOS RUN...RUN DOS RUN, is funny.
I believe that reality TV is worse than the Black Death.
I believe that Extra-Credit is mandatory.
I believe that Lord of the Rings was the best movie in history.
I believe that being dumb is worse than being unpopular.
I believe that the government has no right to regulate software companies.
I believe that the RIAA should fornicate themselves with a spiked iron rod.
I believe that it is better to be l33t than a n00b.
I believe that people who do not understand how to use a computer should be pitied.
I believe that the Geek shall inherit the earth.
I will not succumb to the public desire to hold physical prowess in higher regard than intellectual ability.
I will not wear what TV tells me is in fashion.
I will not binge drink for the sake of having an excuse to act like a jackass.
I will not watch a movie simply for the sheer level of breast content.
I will not be closed minded to others simply because they are different.
I will join the chess club, debate team, or computer club.
I will own a set of dice with more than six sides.
I will watch Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, or Farscape.
I will go to a movie premiere dressed as a Hobbit, Klingon, or Jedi.
I will play Dungeons and Dragons, Whitewolf, or Ravenloft.
I will build my own computer with more processing power than the Space Shuttle.
I will watch the Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel, or the NASA Channel.
I will own Magic Cards, Yugio Cards, or Pokemon Cards.
I will own a Gamecube, PS2, or X-Box.
I will play FPS's online.
I will program games into my calculator.
I will watch Anime and read Manga.
I will keep a Weblog, Livejournal, or Online Diary.
I will wear whatever the hell I want.
I will make more money than the rest of you.
I will be more successful in life.
I will be a better person.
I am a Nerd, and this is my manifesto.
I am a dork, a dweeb, a spaz, a brain, a geek, a weirdo, a loser, a loner, an oddball, and an egghead.
I believe that C:\DOS...C:\DOS RUN...RUN DOS RUN, is funny.
I believe that reality TV is worse than the Black Death.
I believe that Extra-Credit is mandatory.
I believe that Lord of the Rings was the best movie in history.
I believe that being dumb is worse than being unpopular.
I believe that the government has no right to regulate software companies.
I believe that the RIAA should fornicate themselves with a spiked iron rod.
I believe that it is better to be l33t than a n00b.
I believe that people who do not understand how to use a computer should be pitied.
I believe that the Geek shall inherit the earth.
I will not succumb to the public desire to hold physical prowess in higher regard than intellectual ability.
I will not wear what TV tells me is in fashion.
I will not binge drink for the sake of having an excuse to act like a jackass.
I will not watch a movie simply for the sheer level of breast content.
I will not be closed minded to others simply because they are different.
I will join the chess club, debate team, or computer club.
I will own a set of dice with more than six sides.
I will watch Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, or Farscape.
I will go to a movie premiere dressed as a Hobbit, Klingon, or Jedi.
I will play Dungeons and Dragons, Whitewolf, or Ravenloft.
I will build my own computer with more processing power than the Space Shuttle.
I will watch the Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel, or the NASA Channel.
I will own Magic Cards, Yugio Cards, or Pokemon Cards.
I will own a Gamecube, PS2, or X-Box.
I will play FPS's online.
I will program games into my calculator.
I will watch Anime and read Manga.
I will keep a Weblog, Livejournal, or Online Diary.
I will wear whatever the hell I want.
I will make more money than the rest of you.
I will be more successful in life.
I will be a better person.
I am a Nerd, and this is my manifesto.
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