Yoinked from Beth H

[jackofallgeeks]

To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.

(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(X) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I never have been married
(X) I never have been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I never have been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never had a surprise party thrown for me
(X) I never smoked a cigarette
(X) I never had sex in a car.

Comments

[dikaiosunh.livejournal.com]

Hey there - stole your meme; hope you don't mind.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Only if you specify in your post that you "yoinked" it from me. Then we're cool.
Elsewise, I'll have my cousin, Guido, show up at your door for some 'negatiations.'

[otakulk.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOPLIFTED?!?!?! wow I didn't go that far... o.O what did you steal?

and what did you steal from your job? ::looks at software:: not that I haven't ::innocent look::

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, I think I did -- like a candy bar when I was a kid or something. I remember it was sugary and I was young, but those are the only details I have.

At work, it was a soda. Or two. And maybe a floppy disk. Or something. Nothing big. Like software.