Yoinked from coyotesong

I guess these are random things you remember from "childhood" -- put that in quotes because a good deal were more from my adolescence that childhood. I was a child in the 80s, most of this is 90s... Bold them if it applies, and such.
( Most of these should have stayed forgotten... )

Sugar-free? If I wanted sugar-free, I wouldn't be eating ice-cream!

Gene: There's sugar-free vanilla, low-carb vanilla, fat-free vanilla, Chocolate-chip Cookie-dough Light, French Vanilla Fudge Pie, and Mint Créme Something, and Sherbert.

Andrew: Do we not have any normal ice-cream?

Gene: We don't have any unqualified ice-cream.

Andrew: Doesn't that sound oxymoronic to you?

Gene: What?

In Unison: Chocolate-chip Cookie-dough Light.