Ode To A College Roommate

My roommate is an ass. A bastard. A jerk.
A great majority of the time, I believe there is no redeaming quality to him save this:
( He doesn't know it. )

And I Don't Want To Feel This Way, No...

Well, let's see. What did I do with MY Saturday?

( I need to get Out more... )

( And Friday... )