jackofallgeeks

There are few things which try the nerves as much as a mushy couple.
Your roommie barking is one of them.
Lord, give me strength...

If he persists in acting like a canine, perhaps you should chain him outside your door and swat him with a newspaper whenever he starts whining.

I just saw this again, months after the fact.
The idea is still appealing.
-grins-