How to prepare canard:

[jackofallgeeks]

An Interview
with John Hodgman.


*Watching you on The Daily Show, I admire your ability to fake knowledge,
because, knowing very little, I have to BS all the time. What's the
secret?*

John: Wear glasses and keep a straight face.

*That's it?*

J: Are you wearing glasses right now?

*Uh, not yet.*

J: Well, that's why I don't believe anything you say.

*I get that a lot.*

J: I don't believe you.