Ok, this is a sign that I need sleep...

[jackofallgeeks]

But the card’s actual effect is a beautiful end-game move worthy of the most intelligent fish-primate hybrids...oh, just deal, people.

Getting someone to fight on your side for a turn, and then commit suicide, while giving you additional resources, just feels like the sort of thing a person with the head of an octopus would do.

MagicTheGathering.com just has some of the most interesting quotes....