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[jackofallgeeks]

So, I thought I might see if I could find some other pictures to put up on OKCupid -- the only one on there is the one that my "Seriously Though" icon comes from. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any. There simply are no good pictures of me. Pity. Though, I did consider the one I used for me "Who, Me?" icon, but...

I did, of course, find a number of lovely pictures of Sarah (who's a self-professed picture-whore), and of Alyce (who's a hard-core CosPlayer), and Anastasiya (who's just really cute when she tries to look moody and angst-ful).

-laughs-

Comments

[surichan.livejournal.com]

There simply are no good pictures of me.

Au contraire. I seem to have some pictures of you in a certain pair of pants hanging around my hard drive...hmmmm...

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

Whaa-!? No one can ever see-
I mean, that never happened.
Much like Roswell and my 12th birthday party, it was just some sort of mass-hallucination.
With swamp gas. And, uhm, cacti.
On fire.

*giggles* Flaming cacti...

[surichan.livejournal.com]

Oh ho, but see, the problem with something that never happened is that if somebody's still around who knows it did...well, then your cover is blown. You have no choice but to kill me, I suppose.

::grins:: Either that or you'll have to buy my silence with sushi.

Sometimes people just combust. Natural causes. Go on about your business.

[photoholic62.livejournal.com]

Come on over here, I'll get some good pics of you. And can turn them into icons for no extra charge.

I wanna see the pants pics......

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

No, but see, mass-hallucination.
You just imagined it.
There were no pants.
Really.

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

There are no pants!
...
That's actually a really funny quote out of context.

[mordainlove.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD, andrew!
there were NO PANTS?!!
and there are pictures of such!?!!??!!1?

::blinks::

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

What?! No! I mean, yes. That is... what?
I give up. I'm so lost...

The strategy

[emily91183.livejournal.com]

Here's how it goes, coming from someone with more experience in pictures. After you go through all of the files on your computer and decide you have no more acceptable pictures, you proceed by this algorithm.

while(true)
{
while(feeling_bad_about_appearance or dressed_sloppily or bad_timing)
{} //wait for another time
//now you must be feeling good about yourself and dressed nicely
find(digital_camera)
locate(background)
while(not found good picture)
{
take_pictures() //use timer setting on camera
review_pictures()
}
upload_pictures(camera, computer)
upload_pictures(computer, website)
}

(and yes, I do think this way sometimes ... credit my graduate Algorithms class)

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

That. Was so. Beautiful.
*teary-eyed*

[surichan.livejournal.com]

::smiiiiirks::

I think the boy just painted himself into a big frilly Freudian slip.