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[jackofallgeeks]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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[otakulk.livejournal.com]

tehehehhe phun phun
1) If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2) Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
3) Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

[jackofallgeeks.livejournal.com]

1) In fact, yes -- I tried it with this one girl, Naomi. He skin lightened, her eyes un-tilted, and she started responding to the name 'Jennifer.' It took nearly an hour in he dryer, though. Low heat, of course; I'm not cruel.

2) Most of them gave the monkeys cancer, which is really bad to have. Preparation F, though, increased libido and virility -- they renamed it and started selling it in little blue pills. I hear it makes you go blind after repeated use, though.

3) That has got the be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.