Sugar-free? If I wanted sugar-free, I wouldn't be eating ice-cream!

[jackofallgeeks]

Gene: There's sugar-free vanilla, low-carb vanilla, fat-free vanilla, Chocolate-chip Cookie-dough Light, French Vanilla Fudge Pie, and Mint Créme Something, and Sherbert.

Andrew: Do we not have any normal ice-cream?

Gene: We don't have any unqualified ice-cream.

Andrew: Doesn't that sound oxymoronic to you?

Gene: What?

In Unison: Chocolate-chip Cookie-dough Light.

Comments

[mordainlove.livejournal.com]

you know, i totally understand why there's all sorts of sugar-free stuff out there, because that makes sense.

fat free or light ice cream, though? there's no blasted bit of sense to be found in THAT, period. ::eyeroll:: you're eating *bleeping* ICE CREAM. get a clue. even if it says it's fat free, they're most likely LYING to you in order to charge you more.

moral: buy the real stuff, it tastes much better anyway.