Random Note

[jackofallgeeks]

I opened my bag of Sour Patch Kids. When I did, about a dozen of them flew off in different directions.
The attempted-escapees were rounded up and summarily executed, along with several others, as an example to those who were left.
We have had no other disturbances since.

Comments

[violetmay.livejournal.com]

*snickers* That may very well be the BEST entry I've seen from you, or anyone for that matter, in a very long time... *runs away to die laughing*