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The other day, while complaining about my hair, Anastasiya noted that I could just 'cut' my sideburns with a razor. I shaved today, and I now no longer have sideburns. This makes me happy, but it's really just treating the symptom rather than the disease. And by that I mean the fact that I still have never been to a non-military barber; my hair gets as long as it does because I won't go to a regular barber show, and removing the sideburns (which bug me more than anything else) just enables me to keep not-going.