Quote of the Day

[jackofallgeeks]

"Current status is Vixcon 1. Or is that Vixcon 5? It's whichever one doesn't leave craters."
-Ms. Kincaid

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[thismortalquill.livejournal.com]

They ought to run a show called "Teachers Say the Darndest Things"

I spent one semester recording my geology teacher's interesting comments...

"An elipses...Think of it as someone taking the orbit and stepping on it a bit" (accompanied by him stepping on an imaginary orbit...)

or

"Here's the sun, and the plan-- oh, wait, the sun sort of looks like a flower... Next thing you know I'll have teletubbies drawn over the board. I wonder which one the earth would be..."

or

(Context: Talking about the iceman, the guy who fell into the glacier a long time ago and is being studied for his historical value) "Well, you know, those glaciers are pretty dangerous places to walk. One wrong step and you're history."

or

"North Korea has it all set. All they'd have to do is break a few dams, and Seoul would be completely flooded. Granted, it wouldn't stay flooded very long, but it sure would completely ruin their day."